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Name: Pendleton Wheatley | Aperture Science Intelligence Dampening Sphere
Age: 32
Appearance: ◎
Pasty, awkward, babyfaced nerd. 5'4".
Occupation: Programmer at Prometheus tech firm.
Full Application: ◎
HMD: ◎

Echoes Received:
1- Tier 1, Memory. Mid-September, during a fight with a co-worker. The knowledge that once upon a time, someone, somewhere called him a moron and he was really unhappy about that.
2- Tier 1, Memory. September 21st, after seeing the lights. The distinct recollection of floating aimlessly in space.
3- Tier 1, Memory. September 26th, investigating the Tuning Tower. There is someone he needs to apologize to.
4- Tier 1, Memory. Week of November 18th, during a conversation with Michelle. Memories of the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center.
5- Tier 2, Memory/Ability. December 15th, Blood Key encounter. The memory of having made an escape with Chell/Michelle before, without knowledge of where they are going or what they are running from. His built-in flashlight which currently manifests as FLASHLIGHT EYE BEAMS that are about as bright as car headlights and can be turned on and off at will (at least theoretically).
6- Tier 1, Item. December 21st, useless holiday echo. A bird's nest with eggs.
7- Tier 2, Memory. January 25th, snake statue encounter. Memory of leading Chell/Michelle through the Enrichment Center in search of something, with an emphasis on strange vantage points (on the ceiling, being carried, etc.), leading to the distinct feeling that there's something wrong about his current (human) body.
8- Tier 1, Memory. February 18th, seeing Chell/Michelle's drawing of the robot they were running from. Memory of the name Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
9- Tier 2, Memory/Mental. March 9th, WISE SNAKE. Memory of having GLaDOS' distinctive robotic voice in his head--mostly being derogatory and insulting. Leads to the first inklings of his counterpart's massive inferiority complex--though Wheatley retains all of his human brain function, he'll start to feel like he isn't as smart as he thinks he is, and will be quicker to anger when his decisions or intelligence come into question.
10- Tier 1, Memory. Week of March 17th, TESTING for SCIENCE with Isaac, Miria, and Arthur. The memory of having once TESTED for SCIENCE.
11- Tier 1, Ability. March 23rd, seeing the Vegas lights on the news. Computer brain! Human brain function is intact (FOR NOW) but it is now made entirely of code and HIGHLY ADVANCED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ALGORITHMS.
12- Tier 2, Physical/Ability. First week of April, pest encounter. His plug, which shows up on his back, and the ability to interface with mechanical systems should he be plugged into to them. The degree of control he gains is limited both by the system itself (i.e. if he's plugged into the controls for an elevator he would only be able to move the elevator), and the fact that the socket is Aperture technology and finding/rigging a compatible cable is going to be a pain.